It sucks how im not your first priority anymore :/

australiansanta:

show some class

ebuddies:

call my dick gatsby bc its great 

I guess i was so used to seeing you everyday & i never really thought you’d leave

deerpong:

bowlingforsoup:

how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place.

That was so deep I shit myself

am i in love or am i horny

one-hamburger:

Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality

i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet 

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous